Unstoppable Banana Hammock Skillz

Soccer, originally uploaded by sarahbryan_11.

The description posted with this photo is priceless:

Here’s Elliott trying to fit in with the locals. He is showing off his formidable soccer skills while wearing a very flattering speedo thong. The guy in the red shirt is either 1)surprised at how well the white man is playing with a ball between his feet or 2)seeing way too much banana and not enough hammock.

I’m not much of a soccer player, but I think my skills may seem formidable when paired with a banana hammock uni.