1. Wine bottle pumps for saving wine that should be consumed now.
2. Gas station pumps that ask 10 questions before they let you pump gas.
3. Penis pumps – (Yes, that is a link to penispumpwarehouse.com)
4. The shoes on unstable walking surfaces, like St Anthony Main’s sidewalks.
Pump it up.
I completely disagree with #5.
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… and don’t get me started on the penis pumps that ask 10 questions before they let you pump. Am I right?
How about breast pumps? Or rather, unconcealed breast pumps. With all that tubing just hanging out in the open. That some women bring to work. Like here. Ugh.
Are you saying these pumps “suck” or “blow”?
The penis pump should be added to your post on “5 things that shouldn’t be purchased used.”