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citi Commands Me

citi Financial DO NOT DISCARD

Dear citi. Just letting you know that I’ve followed your command: I did not discard your letter.

Could you let me know what to do next?

Should I put this in a safe deposit box?

You mention in the lower-left corner that I should (Jesus cross) “See inside for details”

Does that mean I should open the letter?

I’m so confused. Maybe I should just throw this letter away. Or should I shred it?

But wait! I was specifically commanded NOT to DISCARD this letter. But why?

I eagerly await some form of communication from you on what I should do next.


Your Direct Mail Commanded, Ed

PS: Outside of this, all I got was a bunch of junk mail today.

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