UPDATED: Or is he? There is no official word yet.
This is one of the strangest news cycles I’ve seen.
“for fuck’s sake. how can Perez Hilton be breaking the Castro-dead story?”
Sure enough, that does appear to be the case. Celebrity gossip blogs scooping a story on the death of a communist dictator? Wow.
And now many of you are going to be hearing this news for the first time from a buy typing with one hand while eating mangoes who earlier today wrote about cardboard furniture.