Twin City Sidewalks has a great post of signs found on doors in the Twin Cities. The photo with the following copy is my favorite:
twin city sidewalks: Signs of the Times
Please…
Stop trying to break in.
We leave no money here
and the alarm is turned on.
If you need money that bad,
Apply Within
(during open hours)
That would posted at the J&S Bean Factory!!! I know this without even clicking on the link. What do I win?