Urban Dictionary: E

A few awesome terms under E at UrbanDictionary.com

Escape Goat – A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

ERTW – Abbrev. for “Engineers Rule The World”

Escoop Velocity – The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Urban Dictionary Gems

Two gems from Urban Dictionary:

Hatriotism

Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.

Well, I guess they’ve added a new country to the list of our enemies. I better hate them, too, if I’m going to prove my hatriotism.

Hasselhoffing

The act of changing a colleague’s desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you’ve Hasselhoffed me!

Hasselhoffing really exists. I happened to mention Hasselhoffing to Ben of BenCredible.com earlier today, and coincidentally, my desktop looked like this after returning from lunch:

Hasselhoffing

I figure it’s purely coincidental since Ben claims to be too busy to post to his blog on anything approaching a regular basis, so there’s no way he’d have time for Hasselhoffing.