The Deets

A few awesome terms under E at UrbanDictionary.com

Escape Goat - A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

ERTW - Abbrev. for “Engineers Rule The World”

Escoop Velocity - The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

blogorrhea: To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today. (Does this qualify?)

B Dubs: Short For Buffalo Wild Wings (Yum!)

bi-sacksual: Able to use either paper or plastic bags. (I tend to lean paper, but I can go both ways depending on the situation.)

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Two gems from Urban Dictionary:

Hatriotism

Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.

Well, I guess they’ve added a new country to the list of our enemies. I better hate them, too, if I’m going to prove my hatriotism.

Hasselhoffing

The act of changing a colleague’s desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you’ve Hasselhoffed me!

Hasselhoffing really exists. I happened to mention Hasselhoffing to Ben of BenCredible.com earlier today, and coincidentally, my desktop looked like this after returning from lunch:

I figure it’s purely coincidental since Ben claims to be too busy to post to his blog on anything approaching a regular basis, so there’s no way he’d have time for Hasselhoffing.