Looking through the specs of Vikings stadium plans, it looks like some serious efforts are being made to accomodate the modern Minnesota Vikings fan.
Try finishing each spec below with “. . . to accomodate the modern Minnesota Vikings fan.” to see how this works.
Concourses will be wider . . .
Additional bathrooms will be added . . .
Wider seats will be used . . .
Additional parking closer to the stadium will be added . . .
Additional concessions will be added . . .
Food trucks will be available . . .
It sounds like we’re around a billion dollars to accommodate a sedentary lifestyle that could hurt Minneapolis’ chances of winning Fittest Cities honors. In fact, we’ve already slipped from #1 to #2 on MapMyFitness’ charts and we haven’t even chosen an architect yet.