I suppose you have to double up on dispensers if you have “double” in your name, but clearly double doesn’t mean to Doubletree what it means to Doublemint gum. If Doublemint gum ran hotels, you can be sure that their TP folding would be as identical as the twins in swimsuits they used to parade out in 80’s TV commercials.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Given your (strangely) deep interest in toilet paper, maybe you can provide counsel on another toilet-related issue: When, if ever, is it permissible for a dude to use a toilet seat cover?
I’ve never encountered one until taking this temp job in Wisconsin a couple weeks ago. Is there a Man Rule on this? I’m baffled.