The “Rejuvenation” Candidate

What does the rotating banner advertisement below have to do with 3rd Congressional District DFL candidate Ashwin Madia and Republican candidate Erik Paulsen?

San Mei Show Girls San Mei Show Girls Exotic Massage ad in Citypages

Give up? That’s an advertisement for one of Madia and Paulsen’s competitor’s businesses. It’s currently rotating on the front page of CityPages.com.

Steev RamsDell, an independent candidate for Congress in the 3rd District, is the owner of three local rejuvenation centers: PowerNap Sleep Centers, San Mei Rejuvenation Centers (Yelp reviews here), and Planet Shikoku Super Rejuvenation Centers.

Steev RamsDell
Steev RamsDell via ramsdell4congress.com

RamsDell’s positions include making English the only acceptable language for the Pledge of Allegiance and he wants to cut funding for the American Cancer Society in order to force ACS to come up with a cure rather than profit from the ongoing problems with cancer. More about this can be found at RamsDell’s anti-sickcare advocacy site, ShowMeTheCure.com.

Interestingly, the office number for RamDell’s campaign is the same number one can use to book showgirls for exotic massage and dances.

612-333-1510

How convenient is that? You can call to find out more about this candidate and make plans for some rejuvenation in just one call.

That’s bringing new efficiencies to government.

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