A religious group is throwing out the term “Slutbucks” to describe Starbucks’ new logo. Personally, I take offense with the term “slutbucks” and am offended by their offendedness.
However, this retail sign from a store in the King of Prussia Mall makes me pause and think:

Is this really saying:
a) Dad’s Package for the Price of a SUPERSAC
b) Dad’s Package, for the Price of a SUPERSAC
c) “Dad’s Package” for the Price of a SUPERSAC
d) Dad’s “Package” for the Price of a SUPERSAC
What does this company sell? Bean bag chairs.
My. God.
What the hell?? Worst. Marketing. Idea. Ever.