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[ # ] List: Unnecessary Pumps
May 1st, 2008 under Lists


1. Wine bottle pumps for saving wine that should be consumed now.

Wine Pump

2. Gas station pumps that ask 10 questions before they let you pump gas.

Gas Pump

3. Penis pumps - (Yes, that is a link to penispumpwarehouse.com)

Penis Pump

4. The shoes on unstable walking surfaces, like St Anthony Main’s sidewalks.

Pumps

5. Technotronic: Pump Up the Jam

Pump Up The Jam


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    [ # 5242 ] Comment from Aaron [May 1, 2008, 8:48 am]

    Pump it up.

    [ # 5243 ] Comment from Erica [May 1, 2008, 8:52 am]

    I completely disagree with #5.

    [ # 5244 ] Comment from Michael [May 1, 2008, 9:38 am]

    Hater

    [ # 5245 ] Comment from Gabe [May 1, 2008, 10:01 am]

    … and don’t get me started on the penis pumps that ask 10 questions before they let you pump. Am I right?

    [ # 5246 ] Comment from Michael [May 1, 2008, 11:08 am]

    How about breast pumps? Or rather, unconcealed breast pumps. With all that tubing just hanging out in the open. That some women bring to work. Like here. Ugh.

    [ # 5247 ] Comment from The Freets [May 1, 2008, 2:05 pm]

    Are you saying these pumps “suck” or “blow”?

    The penis pump should be added to your post on “5 things that shouldn’t be purchased used.”

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