I’m as pro-bacon as they come, but that doesn’t mean that I’m pro-bacon wrapped boobs.
If the bacon was cooked, I’d be willing to reconsider. And it needs to be hot, which makes delicious bacon wrapped boobs something only a masochist could pull off.
For the bacon loving ladies reading this, I give you a penis shaped pig and something wrapped in bacon.
Anyone who’s still reading this for the bacon, learn how to weave a bacon placemat at Instructables.
You sure know how to write a headline, Ed.
I do my best to set proper expectations, Gabe.
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Okay, the bacon would have been way better if it had been cooked – or even warmed up – but let’s not ignore the business end of the image in question. Ribs anyone???
Gross. Simply gross.
That just ruined both breasts and bacon for me for a good many days.
this is one of my favorite posts ever.