I’m as pro-bacon as they come, but that doesn’t mean that I’m pro-bacon wrapped boobs.
If the bacon was cooked, I’d be willing to reconsider. And it needs to be hot, which makes delicious bacon wrapped boobs something only a masochist could pull off.
For the bacon loving ladies reading this, I give you a penis shaped pig and something wrapped in bacon.
Anyone who’s still reading this for the bacon, learn how to weave a bacon placemat at Instructables.