How bad is the sub-prime mortgage mess in the United States?
According to the ticker at the bottom of the Onion News Network’s Monday news coverage, bad enough to warrant sacrificing agents.
The full message reads:
CONGRESS ANNOUNCES PLAN TO EASE SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS BY SACRIFICING A DOZEN CENTURY 21 AGENTS TO REAL-ESTATE . . .
This ran during their report titled, “China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter”
To the Century 21 agents I know, I hope you survive this round of sacrifices.