I’ve been told by a few list lovers that I don’t publish enough lists on The Deets. I aim to please, so I’ve crafted a response to their plea.

This is a list:

5-Things You Shouldn’t Buy Used

1. Feminine hygiene products (most of the time)

2. Clam chowder (most of the time)

3. Male escorts (most of the time)

4. Improvised explosive devices (most of the time)

5. Bloody pit bulls (most of the time)