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February 3rd, 2008 under Food


Genuine American Yellow Mustard

You know you’re in the suburbs when - instead of offering French’s Yellow Mustard - they serve Genuine American Yellow Mustard.

Never mind that French’s mustard is made in Rochester, NY by a company that’s owned by a British company (part of Bush’s “Coalition of the Willing” (although dwindling).

Spotted at La Fonda’s in Eagan.


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    [ # 4512 ] Comment from Kirk [February 3, 2008, 7:31 pm]

    Woeber’s makes some nice mustards. And what were you doing in Eagan without calling us? Dang…

    [ # 4513 ] Comment from ryanol [February 3, 2008, 8:35 pm]

    Frenchs….what do think La Fondas are the freakin Rockafellers?

    On a side note:
    did you see Kip or do any Rex Kwan Do?

    [ # 4514 ] Comment from ranty [February 3, 2008, 8:38 pm]

    Hee! “La Fonda de los Lobos,” no less - am I right?

    Perfect for mixing with mayo and dipping your freedom fries, I presume.

    [ # 4515 ] Comment from kohler [February 3, 2008, 8:54 pm]

    Kirk, La Fonda isn’t the kind of place where you’ll find wine varietals for your wine drinking?

    ryanol, I’m not looking for Grey poop-on. I’m not familiar with Kip or Rex Kwan Do. Fill me in.

    Correct, Ranty. I did get Freedom Fries for my American Beef burger which I washed down with an American beer.

    [ # 4530 ] Comment from ryanol [February 4, 2008, 1:15 pm]

    its a Napolean Dynamite reference and a lame one at that.

    [ # 4584 ] Pingback from It’s Doesn’t Get More American Than French’s » The Deets - Ed Kohler’s Blog [February 8, 2008, 8:01 am]

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