Dear citi. Just letting you know that I’ve followed your command: I did not discard your letter.
Could you let me know what to do next?
Should I put this in a safe deposit box?
You mention in the lower-left corner that I should (Jesus cross) “See inside for details”
Does that mean I should open the letter?
I’m so confused. Maybe I should just throw this letter away. Or should I shred it?
But wait! I was specifically commanded NOT to DISCARD this letter. But why?
I eagerly await some form of communication from you on what I should do next.
Your Direct Mail Commanded, Ed
PS: Outside of this, all I got was a bunch of junk mail today.