A spammer commenting on an 18 month old post that has nothing to do with dieting asks:
Have you ever dreamed of stripping away the layers of body fat surrounding your midsection or thighs, but never really knew where to begin?
Actually, no, I’ve never experienced this problem you describe, Mr. Spammer. In fact, I don’t think anyone does.
People know exactly where to begin (eat less or exercise more).