New Idea: Eco-Friendly Torture Machines

Coming up with new ideas for products and services isn’t easy. But it doesn’t have to be that hard.

Let me let you in on a little secret: There is a website that can easily help you come up with new ideas in seconds! Yes, seconds.

I gave it a try, and came up with this new idea:

Eco-Friendly Torture Machine

I’m thinking that this has some serious potential. It automates torture, creating new efficiencies for the Bush administration’s torture policies while playing the green angle for granola crunchers.

Perhaps a waterboard made from recycled materials?

A solar-powered testicle-shocker?

Time to file some patents.

via Rubel

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