I believe I’ve found proof that Ang has officially broken Jeremy from his bachelor ways. If “couples” vacation photos weren’t enough proof, check out this keyword analysis from SEO Workers that ranks the words used most often on the homepage of Jeremy’s Afterglide blog:
“We” used 3X more than “Me?”
“Ang” used as often as “My?”
“Poop” isn’t even in the top-10.
There you have it. Statistics don’t lie.
Jeremy, you’re a changed man. Congratulations, Ang.
Ed, you know how to make a girl feel special.
I have to challenge you to do this again on a day that the front page isn’t overrun with vacation posts. $50 says that poop kicks my butt every time.
It isn’t so much that she owns me. She just owns certain parts of my anatomy that keep me compliant.
Since no one else will say it, I will–
Jeremy, given your comment and your history of poop-related fixations…it would appear that part of your anatomy that she owns, is your ass.
Welcome to the world of couples, Ang and Jeremy.
Of all the parts to own, that one is my best. Damn.
That’s hilarious.