I’ve heard of advertising on bananas before. That’s cool and all. But this is way over the top.

Handvertising Jack Daniels

I think the idea here is to sell custom hand stamps to bars so you’ll walk around all night with an ad for a good DUI attorney or bail bond service.

The example above was Photoshopped. I doubt it would look nearly that good when stamped, or on my non exactly handle-modeling hands.