Com’n, it all boils down to finding that key marketing niche–
Sparks 3.2
For that discriminating drinker who likes to keep a buzz from getting in the way of his buzz…
*cue headshot with startled smile fading as eyes dart from side to side*
This truly sickens me! What sort of world are we living in when a person can’t buy full alcohol Sparks? Is this fall out from the Patriot Act? What right will be stripped from me next???
I assume Jesse Jackson should be on location and this liquor store to protest the atrocity? I’ll be right by his side.
Yeah that’s really weak.
Oh man, this is just not right.
I think I’m tearing up…
Com’n, it all boils down to finding that key marketing niche–
Sparks 3.2
For that discriminating drinker who likes to keep a buzz from getting in the way of his buzz…
*cue headshot with startled smile fading as eyes dart from side to side*
This truly sickens me! What sort of world are we living in when a person can’t buy full alcohol Sparks? Is this fall out from the Patriot Act? What right will be stripped from me next???
I assume Jesse Jackson should be on location and this liquor store to protest the atrocity? I’ll be right by his side.