Had the dude not been jonesing so hard for a cup a Joe, he may have avoided having the dogs sic’d on him:
2300 blk Hennepin Av S: Suspect entered coffee shop, asked for refill, demanded money, fled in unknown direction; suspect description similar to suspect in 2 previous business robberies; K9 brought in to track suspect; suspect description will be issued by CID
You readers will likely find the following a more interesting crime of the week:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0911072toes1.html
Let the puns begin.