Fidel Castro is Dead
UPDATED: Or is he? There is no official word yet.
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This is one of the strangest news cycles I’ve seen.
My phone just vibed with a Twitter message from Rex Sorgatz in Seattle saying:
“for fuck’s sake. how can Perez Hilton be breaking the Castro-dead story?”
Sure enough, that does appear to be the case. Celebrity gossip blogs scooping a story on the death of a communist dictator? Wow.
And now many of you are going to be hearing this news for the first time from a buy typing with one hand while eating mangoes who earlier today wrote about cardboard furniture.





August 24th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
you guys are just pissed cause someone else may have gotten the news out before you did….being a good reporter sometimes has nothing to do with what you always report….so sad for you isn’t it!
August 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Ed, typing with one hand eating a mango? Isn’t that going to sticky up your junk?
Alice, calm down. Wow.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Ang, I should have mentioned that the mangoes were dried mango slices. Not nearly as sticky as freshies.
I get the impression that Alice isn’t a regular reader since her comment makes no sense in that context.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
“You guys,” Alice? Last time I checked, Ed and Rex’s blogs weren’t CNN.com.
August 27th, 2007 at 11:41 am
You guys should know…
GeneralÃsimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
August 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
And for the alices, here is the link for that last reference.