UPDATED: Or is he? There is no official word yet.

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This is one of the strangest news cycles I’ve seen.

My phone just vibed with a Twitter message from Rex Sorgatz in Seattle saying:

“for fuck’s sake. how can Perez Hilton be breaking the Castro-dead story?”

Sure enough, that does appear to be the case. Celebrity gossip blogs scooping a story on the death of a communist dictator? Wow.

And now many of you are going to be hearing this news for the first time from a buy typing with one hand while eating mangoes who earlier today wrote about cardboard furniture.