A woman on MNSpeak went on a rant about how strange Minnesotans were earlier today (er, yesterday, and referred to Minnesotans at MNans), and included a rip on Edina housewives where she wondered:
3. Why Edina housewives talk so loudly? (Before you bristle, give this one a chance. they truly scream when they speak.);
Among the 265 and counting responses was an anonymous (but apparently knowledgeable) response stating:
I don’t know about their talking volume, and I don’t mean to generalize… but Edina housewives are, IMHO, the loudest screamers.
»» Submitted by MILF LOVER at 9:05 AM on July 5
This led to the formation of a new thread inspired by MILF LOVER to form a new local drink called The Edina Screamer.
Which led to the creation of this poem:
MNspeak.com - Nightshift: MnSpeak cocktail
“The Edina”
One shot tequila
One shot rum
pat her on the bum
some grapefruit juice
and seven up
mix it in a plastic cup
with ice
tell her she’s real nice
tell her you like her hair
tell her she’s light as air
get a sitter for the night
and turn off the lights
»» Submitted by sheila at 10:12 PM on July 5
I think the MNSpeak Happy Hour on Monday has brought the community closer together while further isolating Edina housewives.
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