Now that I know the term “Fart” doesn’t hurt my PG rating, here’s a video that demonstrates how to escape the emissions:

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CliffsNotes version: Stop drop and roll or side-step will patting your ass.

Now you’ll understand why Bob in accounting keep crawling around the office.