The Time I Deported A Lost Soldier’s Wife

This one time, I started a war. And in that war, one of the soldier’s who was risking his life for America was captured. As you may imagine, that was pretty rough for his family. To make matter’s worse, his wife (who he married 3 years ago) wasn’t born an American citizen. Sure, she was married to an American and had applied for citizenship, but she wasn’t an American citizen.

So, I decided to give her the boot.

Oh, wait. This isn’t my story. This is the story of our current president, George W. Bush.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Oh, did I mention that she would be barred from applying for a green card for 10 years after being deported. That’s rich.

Support the troops. Treat their spouses like you give a damn.

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