I have to agree with the Pizza Man on this one: morbid obesity may outweigh obscenity at times.
Pizza Man – It’s Springtime… and the crazies start calling
The old man who answered the door wearing nothing but a t-shirt that was two sizes too small.
This morbidly obese dude opened the door to reveal his Jabba-like bod clad in a tiny t-shirt that only covered his man-boobs. He smiled at me with his yellow, severely fucked-up teeth and started breathing heavily. Although I was totally grossed out, I smiled back and asked for the payment. He turned around to grab the cash off his kitchen counter, revealing his massive cottage-cheese ass in the process. Seriously people, this guy’s ass was gigantic.
I took the money, thanked him (he tipped rather well) and split.I thanked God above that this guy was fat, for his gut was so big and hung down so low that it covered his junk.
Praise Jesus.
Being pooh-style, I have to wonder if honey was one of the toppings on the pizza lover’s pizza.