From Overheard in Minneapolis. I don’t think this girl lives in Longfellow, although she could be a Minnehaha Academy grad:
It’s Important To Share This Touching Story About Loss.
Valet brings around a brand-spankin’ new, completely detailed Volkswagen Touareg.
Female professional to spoiled twenty-something girl: Is that yours? It’s so cute.
Spoiled twenty-something: Oh, it’s okay. I used to have a Land Rover, but I crashed it after only four months, so Daddy was like, “No more expensive cars!”