Only 2 Kids

I had to wait outside since there were already two kids in the store and I’m a kid at heart.

This is from the front door of the grocery store on 42nd Ave S at 39th St E. I can’t remember the name. The inside of the store is covered with signs like this, including one saying something like, “For returns larger than $5, you’ll have to talk directly to the manager.”

On the opposite end of the spectrum are stores that post what you CAN do instead of what you CAN’T like this store in Nebraska I saw last summer along I-80:

Smoking is Permitted

That’s just rad.