This just in from The Deets’ Senior Boston Marathon Correspondent, Kyle Cannon. The lines are long for the port-o-lets:

Bathrooms at Boston Marathon

Actually, the marathon is already over for most participants, including Kyle, who ran a 2:55:27 in what can only be described as horrendous conditions.

Does anyone know how Nathan did? Nathan’s reporting a 2:59 performance. Sub-3 hour Deets readers, yo.

I need a taco.