[ # ] List of Bands that Make You Gay
January 31st, 2007 under Homosexuality, Music


I think just about everyone who turned out the radio in the past 20 years in America is probably gay based on this list.



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    [ # 396 ] Comment from Sarah Deitch [January 31, 2007, 9:18 am]

    Wow that is one of the most offensive things I have ever seen from the bible thumpers. I would rather be gay and damned then have to go to heaven with those people!! Nut-jobs!

    I might have to email “Donnie” and let him know what I think about his little list.

    [ # 397 ] Comment from Jeff Deitch [January 31, 2007, 9:28 am]

    Elton John is so gay he made the list twice.

    [ # 398 ] Comment from Cariann [January 31, 2007, 11:56 am]

    As was the Indigo Girls.
    Come on, though! Frank Sinatra?!? WTF!!

    [ # 400 ] Comment from alex [January 31, 2007, 2:01 pm]

    I haven’t heard of any of these, so that makes me Uber-Hetero.

    [ # 401 ] Comment from kohler [January 31, 2007, 3:02 pm]

    Alex, just keep listening to Russian trance and you’ll be in the clear.

    [ # 403 ] Comment from Mike N. [January 31, 2007, 6:35 pm]

    Village People? GAY? What? I’m shocked.

    What I want to know is how many nights a week that website owner (I think his name was Donnie Davies) has some secret midnight gay madness. I picture Donnie in his pickup truck cruising some park trying to pick up any guy with a drug habit bad enough to “spend time with Donnie” in Donnie’s truck. Fifteen minutes for $25. Then in the morning he hates himself so much he spends a few hours on his website ripping fags for all the faggy music, and wishing they would all go to fag hell.

    Just a hunch.

    p.s. I love Wilco’s crazy gay lyrics! That one song the lead singer wrote to his wife was so fucking gay.

    [ # 404 ] Comment from kohler [January 31, 2007, 7:13 pm]

    Mike, I’m no expert on Donnie, but as I understand it, he is a religious nutcase who classifies himself as ex-gay. You see, some people believe that being gay is a lifestyle choice rather than a hereditary thing, and Donnie apparently chose to life a gay lifestyle - by choice - before realizing he was making a “bad” decision. Apparently, music played a roll in all this.

    So, Donnie decided that his earlier decision to be gay was the wrong one, and part of de-gay-i-fying himself was to turn away from the music he enjoyed back in his gay days.

    Now that he’s, um, hetero, he listens to not-gay-at-all Christian rock.

    [ # 405 ] Comment from Kirk Walztoni [January 31, 2007, 8:33 pm]

    Sweet list–I think I saw the exact same list over at http://www.letsrun.com when they were discussing the best bands ever.

    Red Hot Chili Peppers? Nirvana? I’m confused, but not nearly as confused as Donnie.

    [ # 407 ] Comment from Mike N. [January 31, 2007, 9:53 pm]

    I’m just saying if I were a betting man, my money would say, when the lights are down and no one is around, Donnie can’t find his de-gay spray. It could make for a great movie. A male take-off of Angel (am I dating myself with that reference?). We could call it Donnie Drago. Nutty, blogging right-wing gay hater by day, gay lover by night.

    [ # 411 ] Comment from Gabe [February 1, 2007, 10:43 am]

    This whole thing (Donnie Davies, Evening Service, Love God’s Way) is actually an extremely well done parody of the religious nutcases that seem to be running amok these days.

    I don’t know how many of you have seen his “God Hates a Fag” video, but it’s been going around on You Tube, etc. The lyrics contain many not so subtle gay innuendos, similar to the episode of South Park where Cartman forms a Christian rock band.

    “To enter Heaven, there is no back door”

    “Righteous man, get on your knees,
    there is no virtue in sodomy!
    Jesus my savior is the only man for me!….”

    etc.

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