I’d just like to point out that my friend Kyle Cannon is not . . .
- . . . a Male Escort from Denver
- . . . an NHRA Driver
- . . . an Assistant Hot Shot Firefighter from Washington
- . . . a Basketball Forward for San Jacinto College
- . . . a Brazilian Jiu-Jistu champion from Kentucky
- . . . an Individual Medley Swimmer from Rockford, Michigan
While he isn’t any of those things, he’s still a good person, has done a few things in life, and looks something like this: