The Onion Gets to the Heart of the State of the Union

It’s amazing that most major media outlets missed this important initiative coming out of the President’s State of the Union speech this week:

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals

In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.
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President Bush announces his plan to manage the numerous scandals of his administration.

“Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion,” Bush said.